Holy moly, the Chocolate Appletinis at that one nightclub are mucho fabo!  And the people are so beautiful and in-the-know it's a recognition of our superiority when we're allowed past the high school dropout guarding the velvet rope. 

Since we love that club, we should totally buy their T-shirt and wear it around, ‘cause everybody knows: great bar = great clothing! 

It just makes sense.

*Due to popular demand, these suckas are on backorder until June 15, 2006.   Buy now and we'll ship 'em out when they come in.*